Aggression Cookies Recipes

Steps:

• Put the ingredients in large bowl. Mash, squeeze, knead, etc. until it is completely blended.
• Form into small balls about 1 to 1 1/2 inches in size and place on an ungreased cookie sheet.
• Butter the bottom of a small glass (or plastic cup) and dip into white sugar, then pound the cookies flat.
• Bake at 350 degrees for about 10 to 12 minutes.
• This makes a large batch!

Steps:

• Mix oatmeal, brown sugar, flour, butter, and baking powder. Knead it! Pound it! The longer you mix it, the better it tastes. Roll dough into small balls. Bake on cookie sheet at 350* for 10-12 minutes.

Steps:

• 1. put all ingredients into large bowl
• 2. mash beat squeeze knead pound you get the idea!!
• 3. form into small balls, place on greased cookie sheet. smash with buttered glass dipped in sugar. bake at 350* for 10-12 minutes

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
• With thick Chinese meat cleaver, hack to pieces: chocolate bars and macadamia nuts.
• In a large bowl, thrash butter and sugars until uniform.
• Beat in eggs and vanilla.
• Add flour and baking soda; whip until smooth.
• Toss in chocolate chunks and nuts.
• To avoid the "chocolate chip cookie manhole cover" look, refrigerate the cookie dough for a couple of hours before baking.
• Throw batter by tablespoons full onto an ungreased baking sheet-aim so that the cookies land 2 inches apart.
• Bake until golden, about 10-12 minutes.
• Using a spatula, pry the cookies loose from the baking sheet, and allow them to vent on wire racks.
• NOTE. You may substitute chocolate and white chocolate chips for the bars if you are not feeling particularly angst-ridden.