Honk If You Love Cheezus Recipes

Steps:

• pour oat bran in a large bowl and add enough water to cover, stir.
• microwave for about 2 minutes (or more if watery).
• add light cream cheese and stir until smooth.
• add vanilla extract.
• add sugar substitute.
• stir in strawberries (with tops removed and cut into 4 sections).
• crush graham crackers in your hands and sprinkle over the oatmeal.

Steps:

• Combine and mix the four cheeses with the brandy and white wine in a large bowl. Brush olive oil on one side of each bread slice and turn over. Spoon cheese mixture evenly on 4 of the 8 bread slices. Top with remaining 4 bread slices, oiled side up.
• Heat a large Teflon coated non-stick skillet over medium-high heat for 2 minutes. Put the sandwiches in the skillet (in batches if necessary) and cover and cook for 2 to 3 minutes, or until the undersides are golden brown and the cheese has begun to melt. Uncover, and turn the sandwiches with a spatula. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes or until the bread is golden brown and the cheese has melted. Turn once more and cook for 30 seconds. Remove from pan and let cool for 3 to 5 minutes. Cut sandwiches in half, rub the garlic clove over the top of each sandwich and serve.