Loretta Lynns Ranch Salad Recipes

Steps:

• Place vegetables in a deep bowl.
• In a separate container, combine sugar, salt, pepper and Ranch dressing.
• Mix well and pour over veggies.
• Stir to coat well.
• Seal container and let sit 3-4 hours, or overnight, before serving.

Steps:

• Finely chop cherries.
• In a large stainless or enamel pot add cherries, liqueur and lemon juice.
• Bring to a boil stirring frequently.
• Add sugar stirring until dissolved.
• Return to a rolling boil, stir in the pectin to dissolve and boil for 1 min stirring constantly.
• Remove from heat and skim.
• Ladle into clean hot jars leaving 1/4 inch head space.
• Process 10 minutes in a boiling water bath at altitudes up to 1000 feet.

Steps:

• Cook pasta.
• Drain and rinse under cold water until noodles are cold.
• Put cold noodles into bowl.
• Pour Ranch dressing over and coat noodles.
• Chop pepper, red onion, cucumbers and tomatoes and add to bowl.
• Add Salad Seasoning and mix together.
• Refrigerate until time to serve.

Steps:

• Cook bacon over medium heat until browned; drain on paper towels.
• Season cooked chicken cubes with seasoned salt, to taste.
• Toss avocados with lemon juice.
• Mix and layer lettuces on a large serving platter.
• Arrange rows of chicken, bacon, tomato, green onions, avocado, hard boiled egg, and shredded cheese on top of lettuce.
• Serve with choice of salad dressing.

Steps:

• In large bowl, combine cauliflower, broccoli, artichokes, cheese, olives and garlic salt. Pour salad dressing over vegetable mixture. Refrigerate, covered, overnight.
• Drain salad dressing and save it for another use, if desired.

Steps:

• Combine all Seasoned Flour Mixand set aside.
• Combine Batter ingredients.
• Heat Crisco to 365°F.
• Moisten chicken pieces. Dip in seasoned flour, then batter, then back in seasoned flour. Fry for 15 to 18 minutes or until well browned. Drain on paper towels.

Steps:

• Try not to think about it. There's a reason people in this country are addicted to fatty foods that are bad for you, and this cake is going to appeal to all of those urges in you and more. Best cake in the world, remember? It's worth a shot.Preheat oven to 350. Follow the instructions on the cake mix box for baking.
• So, make your cake in the usual way, and when it's hot from the oven, use the cylindrical end of a large wooden spoon to poke holes in the cake.
• Oh, I should mention that I'd recommend the cake be baked in a 9x12 glass pan.
• And, the holes should be poked in neat columns and rows, let's say about an inch and a half apart. Maybe an inch. Maybe two inches. Maybe an inch and a half.
• Holes poked? Pour the can of condensed milk all over the cake.
• Pour the jar of caramel sauce all over the cake.Spread a liberal layer of Cool Whip all over the cake.
• While your cake was baking, you should have pounded the Nestlé Crunch bars into half-inch or less (or maybe a bit more) pieces. Now sprinkle those on top.
• DON'T EAT THE CAKE!
• If you must, if you really must, go ahead and have some, but it's not fair to judge your creation at this stage. It has not become the best cake in the world yet. Here, it's just a recipe for instant diabetic keelover.
• Put the cake in the refrigerator.
• Now you must leave that cake in there for as long as you can stand. Ideally, this means overnight. At least. But, if you're pressed for a choc fix, at least let it get nice and cold.
• But, again, it really is a "this gets amazing after a day in the fridge" recipe.
• And that's it. That is the very best cake in the world. Like so many precious artifacts, one would not expect to find such a powerful recipe in the hands of a kitchen simpleton such as myself, but I have come forth with the treasure.
• Now the world is forever changed. Or, if not the world, then your weekend, if you're smart (and want to be really, really popular with the rest of your household).
• Eat! Enjoy!